Whats the glycemic index on semen?
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
Girls should come with a carfax report
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
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