Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
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