He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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