Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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