Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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