What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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