you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
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