is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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