shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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