so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
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