we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
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