i can't believe i had my finger in that
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
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