Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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