you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
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