There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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