Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
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