do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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