Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
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