hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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