Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
People in love make me want to vomit
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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