so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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