I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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