No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
operation have a gay friend backfired
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Thanks for FaceTime'ing with that ugly chick last night while me and her friend were in the other room. it's good to know I can still count on my wingman even when we're 2000 miles apart
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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