no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
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