i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
News Flash: Turtles are cuter than Jesus.
Congrats on damning at least 10 generations of your offspring to hell with just one text message. Way to start your morning off right.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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