honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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