i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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