Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
I need to calm my uterus...
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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