Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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