we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
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