You surviving the open bar?
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He kissed a someone with a penis
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
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