these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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