Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
whose ass print is on the piano?
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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