me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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