You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
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