I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
How does one acquire holy water?
Randomize
