I love black thongs
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
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