there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
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