We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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