chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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