Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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