He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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