I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
Never underestimate the power of titties
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