You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
This baby is an asshole
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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