oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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