I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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