New low: just hacked my moms facebook
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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