YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
Randomize
