I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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