I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
it's great music for shaving your balls
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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