haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
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