at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Randomize
