did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
ugly people sure do ruin things
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
