Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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